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function translate(form) {
	happy = new Array(
		"I love you!",
		"I\'m glad to see you!",
		"I\'m pregnant!",
		"feed me!",
		"I\'m thirsty!",
		"let\'s go outside and play!",
		"let\'s go to the park!",
		"\"What say we all drive down to Petsmart?\"",
		"\"What say we all drive down to Dairy Queen?\"",
		"\"Mind if I sit here?\"",
		"let\'s go for a walk!",
		"did somebody step on a duck!?");
	sad = new Array(
		"I\'m bored.",
		"I\'m lonely.",
		"Why is everyone ignoring me?",
		"get off the computer and spend some time with me.",
		"I\'m tired of being inside.");
	angry = new Array(
		"there's a stranger outside!",
		"that mail person is here again!",
		"that UPS person is here again!",
		"what do you have to do to get some food around here!",
		"\"I'm tired of getting the blame whenever you fart!\"",
		"\"YOU\'RE GOING TO CUT OFF MY WHAT??!!\"",
		"spay & neuter?  How would you like to be spayed & neutered!");
	whimper = new Array(
		"I\'m not feeling well.",
		"I\'m hungry.",
		"I\'m thirsty.",
		"I\'m hot.",
		"I\'m cold.",
		"I\'m scared.",
		"these fleas are driving me crazy.",
		"I can\'t hold it much longer.  Get off the computer!",
		"my tummy hurts.");
	growl = new Array(
		"back off!",
		"\"Stay away!  I mean business!\"",
		"\"It\'s mine! All mine!\"",
		"\"I\'m top dog around here!\"",
		"\"I don\'t like this!  Not one bit!\"");
	unknown = new Array(
		"I don\'t like this!  Not one bit!",
		"I can\'t hold it much longer.  Get off the computer and take me out!",
		"I love you!",
		"I\'m pregnant!",
		"You gonna eat ALL of that?",
		"get off the computer and spend some time with me.",
		"feed me!",
		"Why is everyone ignoring me?",
		"these fleas are driving me crazy.",
		"that wet spot on the carpet is not water.  Take me outside.",
		"take me for a walk.",
		"did somebody step on a duck!?",
		"let\'s get some exercise.",
		"the cat did it.",
		"\"I'm tired of getting the blame whenever you fart!\"",
		"\"Hey!  How about flushing the toilet once in a while.\"",
		"Tell me about this \'heat\' thing.",
		"\"You look like you could use a hug.\"",
		"\"Change the light bulb? Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.\"");

var name = form.name.value;

if (form.mood[0].checked) {
random = Math.floor(happy.length * Math.random());
var answer =(name + " says " + happy[random]);
form.answer.value = answer;
}
else if (form.mood[1].checked) {
random = Math.floor(sad.length * Math.random());
var answer =(name + " says " + sad[random]);
form.answer.value = answer;
}
else if (form.mood[2].checked) {
random = Math.floor(angry.length * Math.random());
var answer =(name + " says " + angry[random]);
form.answer.value = answer;
}
else if (form.mood[3].checked) {
random = Math.floor(growl.length * Math.random());
var answer =(name + " says " + growl[random]);
form.answer.value = answer;
}
else if (form.mood[4].checked) {
random = Math.floor(whimper.length * Math.random());
var answer =(name + " says " + whimper[random]);
form.answer.value = answer;
}
else {
random = Math.floor(unknown.length * Math.random());
var answer =(name + " says " + unknown[random]);
form.answer.value = answer;
}
}
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